Fuck you, Wally Brando!

I thought Donatella did machines.

(Which still somehow involves him clambering raucously over a dozen rows of people in a crowded theater.)

Dammit! Don't it always seem to go…

Did Bochco bring Jimmy Smits's bare ass with him?

Honestly, I'm kinda glad there are a few things that annoy the piss out of me. It wouldn't be Twin Peaks if some twit wasn't annoying the piss out of me. [I'm looking at you, James-when-you-went-to-work-as-a-mechanic-for-that-gold-digger-lady!!!]

I'm trying to stay shtum, but I have to say this: Michael Cera was fucking awful. I'm loving it, otherwise!

I've been a Lillard supporter since SLC, but he's been quietly killing it the last few years. The Descendents, H&CF, Bosch… and this new turn as Bill Hastings is his best yet!

The Arm holds The Garmonbozia. Duh.

Hollywood is just determined make a movie star outta that white boy, even if it kills us all.

"How's Annie? She's in the Flavor Lodge now, Coop!"

He's actually a sentient haircut.

Unfortunately, that last one made like 14 gabillion schazillion dollars, so the program stays the same until they stop making money.

PLAY "MOUNTAIN JAM"!!! WOOOO!!!

And the Morlocks.

Yeah, way to drive him down to Austin! We need to organize a bi-city "No Vezmars Club".

Babel fish.

MITCH MCCONNELL: Kinda weird how its eyes follow you no matter where you go in the room.

…where Bannon will order it to be arrested by the Secret Service for looking "suspicious".

The first few and the last few episodes of s2 aren't too bad. It's mostly the ones in the middle of s2 (James's run-in with the gold-digger lady; Andy & Dick & Little Nicky; most things Nadine-related) that suck out loud. And I actually kinda dig the finale…