Y'know, we all had a few justifiable laughs at what a colossal failure all three (!!!) of those movies were, but now that the country is being run by shameless objectivists, maybe we should consider that that trilogy was responsible!

DB Cooper or GTFWTFO!

And the Emmy for "Looks Most Like An Emaciated Eric Bana" goes to…

DAMMIT!

Still rockin' that padawan rat-tail. You do you, Mr. Terry!

"I'm fucking Dumbo! Gimme some goddammed peanuts!"

Last week, LA just had the lowest voter turnout for a primary election in their history. I'm not sure the reality-show-ification of US politics is having much effect on voter turnout.

Oooh… are the seemingly-random toys really out of date, their packaging discolored by the sun?

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION IN THE DECLINE OF SLOT-CARS AND THE RISE IN GANG ACTIVITY?!?

Flat blue for a flat Earth. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, Y'ALL! YOU CAN'T SEE IT CURVE!!!

I appreciate your Walk Hard joke, cigarette, even if nobody else does.

Hey, they already brought Sam Neill back once. He did his time.
They should really bring back Dodgson. I'm dying to know what happened with that guy when he didn't get those DNA samples.

I hope he doesn't try to perform at any unofficial SXSW events, because if he does, they'll deport his ass.

They accidentally pour the fake poo right in that poor outhouse boy's eyes…

But they left at least one claw blooper in the first scene! Smart move.

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Laptops are okay, though, right?

He's got a very different vibe than his grandfather: TV legend and Highway To Heaven/Little House star Michael London.

This ain't your daddy's "Waiting Room"!!!

Dorks can have charisma! My mom told me so!