I think you mean he missed it by like a hundred parsecs, right?

The first Thor is probably the funniest of the MCUs so far. (Though Iron Man 1 or 3 may give it a run for its money.)

I think I saw something about that in the paper… tomorrow's paper!!!

PS: This is still the greatest line ever written for a TV sitcom. Possibly for any TV show ever.

Jimmy has fancy plans. And pants to match.

Again, none taken.

"I've never seen so many dead space hookers in my whole life!"

I'd like to drive a fleet of nitro'ed-out cars straight up his fat ass?

Rango is definitely his best, IMO. But I'm almost willing to give the credit to that one to Roger Deakins since the look was the most enjoyable part of that one.

The barroom scene was a nice jolt of energy when I felt like the pace was flagging, but still not enough to sustain me, I guess. I think maybe I just don't like Gore Verbinski movies. This was still well above-average for his filmography, though.

I didn't even hate him in those Spider-Man movies he was in, and I hated almost everything about those Spider-Man movies.

It was two and a half hours long.
TWO. AND. ONE. HALF. HOURS. LONG.
There is basically NO reason for a little gothic thriller to be that long. And it's not like it wasn't noticeable. At about the 45-minute mark is when I first looked at the time. At about 1:15 it got reaaaaal slow. And at 2 hours, I was ready to riot.

"Well, Mike, you don't have AIDS, and I don't have AIDS, so I guess there's that AIDS problem solved!"

I seriously doubt he wants to juggle TWO blockbuster comic book movie franchises. (I'm still holding out hope for a Mystery Men sequel.)

Hey, maybe every person that said the Grammys were racist is the… real racist!

I had the souped-up version of this, with the flip-open-able QWERTY keyboard, and I had it for like, six years. It was nigh-indestructable. It took dropping it off a cliff into a river to finally kill it. (And even then, it still worked sort of.)

It will ONLY have Snake on it.

I love the Allreds. They're the ones that (with Surfer) brought me kicking and screaming back into superhero books after like 15 years. LOVE 'em!

I'd prefer that you didn't make light of the consequences of the Great Gator-Kickin' Contest Catastrophe of 1998, please.

: The Wickening