Heathcliff > Garfield.

It's spelled "Brønt"

Wait, they had three seasons already? It seems like they just announced this show about a year ago. Enough time hasn't passed for these shows to have been on as long as they are, right? I mean, I don't know if y'all know this, but Bones has been on the air for 600,000 seasons!

Now that's what I call low-overhead content generation!

In case anyone is interested in being cool, the correct street term for a Jack in the Box taco is "A Dirty," as in "hey, pick me up a couple of pairs of Dirties while you're out."

Heck, it's a GREAT movie.

I assume the kids' parents were just really into playing by the rules, and that those cops' flagrant flaunting of said rules was what they were most offended by?

And the "ass" part.

I like where you're coming from, but unfortunately, I have to disagree with you. Two words:
1. Mark
2. McKinney

But hey, if you're in the market for a multiple-casualty biker gang showdown, they can't be beat.

Everybody RIPs the Log Lady. Nobody RIPs the Log.

*recalls recent owl attack, curls up in fetal position, muttering dialog from that Tootsie Pop commercial*

Hey, that is, at bare minimum, an average Pete Holmes-grade joke. Not great, sure, but charmingly dad-ish.

Credit where credit's due… that's not a horrible joke. (Bonus: He [or, more likely, his personal assistant] used the correct spelling of "you're" in the tweet.)

Woah, Jeff the barista wants my opinions on Theo's high school buddy from The Cosby Show?
Very well, Tall Jeff. My opinion? "Indifferent."

The Diminishable Returnables.

Hey, it wasn't perfect, but I enjoyed every minute of it. And those kittens that played Keanu should get all the acting Oscars.

Saw it twice in the theater (once opening weekend, a second time with my sister) and then again the other night on NF.

My top 10, limited to things I saw in the theater.
(In order of release date)

I like Whit Stillman. I wasn't super-wild about Damsels in Distress, but I didn't like her in it. May just be a personal taste issue.