Sandblast reruns.

Sandblast reruns.

This is why dudes with long hair and love for classic rock like wolves howling at moon t-shirts.

This is why dudes with long hair and love for classic rock like wolves howling at moon t-shirts.

He has to do Patton Oswalt's "B-Word Fat" routine.

He has to do Patton Oswalt's "B-Word Fat" routine.

Not CEOs answering to shareholders, that's for sure.

Not CEOs answering to shareholders, that's for sure.

When it's time for lovin', are they "randy savages?"

When it's time for lovin', are they "randy savages?"

No "dead [redacted] storage" line in this one? That would have made it.

No "dead [redacted] storage" line in this one? That would have made it.

Really dated poorly…It has Roc in it. ROC!

Really dated poorly…It has Roc in it. ROC!

The Stature Thief was the villain who blew the whistle on Elliot Spitzer.

The Stature Thief was the villain who blew the whistle on Elliot Spitzer.

Wait, so someone explain to me again why they didn't just make Spider-Man 4? They were doing a slow burn for that one Columbia prof with the missing arm to become the Lizard for an entire trilogy, but now they need to reboot the franchise 10 years later (is that a new record?) just to pull that trigger?

Wait, so someone explain to me again why they didn't just make Spider-Man 4? They were doing a slow burn for that one Columbia prof with the missing arm to become the Lizard for an entire trilogy, but now they need to reboot the franchise 10 years later (is that a new record?) just to pull that trigger?

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