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Fuck it, just make em all jar jar. I'm not talking just about the 3 ghosts. Make all the ewoks jar jars. make all the stormtroopers jar jar clones. add voiceovers of "mooey mooey!" and "we'sa gonna die!" when the troopers get shot. make every planet a jar jar planet.

Fuck it, just make em all jar jar. I'm not talking just about the 3 ghosts. Make all the ewoks jar jars. make all the stormtroopers jar jar clones. add voiceovers of "mooey mooey!" and "we'sa gonna die!" when the troopers get shot. make every planet a jar jar planet.

He is slowly becoming Boss Nass.

He is slowly becoming Boss Nass.

Yeah but, now they added the "NOOOOO!" from Episode III to the part where Vader gorilla presses the Emperor. Lucas ruined the fucking climax of the original trilogy forever.

Yeah but, now they added the "NOOOOO!" from Episode III to the part where Vader gorilla presses the Emperor. Lucas ruined the fucking climax of the original trilogy forever.

Because in the old version, Vader's delivery made him sound disgusted with what just happened. In the newer version, it's a robotic line reading that sounds like he doesn't give a shit his son rejected his impassioned plea for togetherness and jumped down a garbage chute.

Because in the old version, Vader's delivery made him sound disgusted with what just happened. In the newer version, it's a robotic line reading that sounds like he doesn't give a shit his son rejected his impassioned plea for togetherness and jumped down a garbage chute.

The frontman looked like the only member of the band happy to be there.

The frontman looked like the only member of the band happy to be there.

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This is a related video.

I think it sucks. Yeah, there's a lot of crap on BSSM too, but Navarro (sp?) was so completely lost in this band. It's the same with "I'm With You"—if they don't have John F. on the axe, Flea tries to carry the album himself and whomever they have on guitar fails to do anything interesting.

Patton would actually be perfect for the "little boy" giant. 

Patton would actually be perfect for the "little boy" giant. 

If anyone would know about Boobers, it's a Hooters Waitress! But I don't know about a Hoosiers Waitress…

If anyone would know about Boobers, it's a Hooters Waitress! But I don't know about a Hoosiers Waitress…

The Lion King re-dub is the best.

The Lion King re-dub is the best.

One of the Fraggles is named "Boober". It's also a guy.