Once I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

Obama Praise
It's pretty funny that some of the only positive presidential songs out there have Obama as a subject—a president who hasn't been in office long enough to be vilified. It's probably why the lyrical content of those songs are also so empty. Of course, a song about how he represented "change" but is…

…Adding on, maybe I thought it was way too kind at the time, and over the years since I read it, my memories of it warped to be a strong recommendation.

So I guess I'm misremembering. Maybe I'm confusing it with the IGN review, which considered it on par with Pinkerton.

The MetaCritic scores for the A/V Club are puzzling. I remember the Make Believe review, same as Green and Maladroit to be highly favorable.

Missing Archives
I haven't heard this album, and I am sure it's suspect, but it's funny to see the A/V Club try and fall in line with Pitchfork. That's the only conclusion I can come to, since older features like the glowing review of Pinkerton still exists, but the reviews of the following three albums (which all…

Doggy-pwned.
Dogs urinate in part to mark territory. Thus, this dog has officially declared Portman his bitch.