Saw the trailer…was that girl really gonna blow him in the pool? What the hell kind movie is this?

I kept waiting for them to lez out, but eventually I realized it was never going to happen and turned out.

I kept waiting for them to lez out, but eventually I realized it was never going to happen and turned out.

Thanks to our godless liberal supreme court, the FCC is basically powerless to stop swearing and nudity on tv now.  

Thanks to our godless liberal supreme court, the FCC is basically powerless to stop swearing and nudity on tv now.  

Which were owned by Ray Kroc, so it's appropriate.

Which were owned by Ray Kroc, so it's appropriate.

When I was younger, I really wanted to explore Alex Mack's secret world. With my penis. Annie Mack was hot too. 

On the other hand, No Blanthony either.

7. It's OK to screw over your childhood friends if you get an offer from a more successful group.

Aly Michalka
is a creationist. Just so you all know.

I had a cartridge with SMB, Duck Hunt, and World Class Track Meet on it.