BAH GAWD KING HE KILLED 'IM! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF! STOP THE GAME! STOP THE GAME!

If a man panders to nerds in a forest with nobody around to hear it, does his self-importance still swell?

"You have to keep those refrigerated, Taquito."

I imagine it's similar to whatever signal brought those psychos to the America review thread.

Don't forget the FARM FREESH EEGGS

Thank God Zac Efron got out of there, he's got chops

Wubba lubba dub dub!

What a shame, I aim to know the dame's name and her position in the frame.

Just gimme a chance to do a hip-hop dance! Gimme a chance to do a dance, oh yeah!

Gods and Kings is a video game, an expansion pack for Civ 5

There's a difference between a non sequitur and acting like a 13 year old in an AOL chat room.

That's like Rollercoaster Tycoon logic.

No offense, but I think your friend is a hack.

We haven't forgotten about Jabbaquiddick!

YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED FOR BENGHREEDO

Google is Songza! Songza is Google!
"Your song is digging into my hip"

Also all the essentially free R&D that NASA has already done that they get access to. It's like playing Civ with a buddy and giving each other free tech.

I'll always think of that gag in Malcolm In The Middle where Reese gets the ATV stuck in a tree.

The peanuts and corn are good, because they're not shit. A shit cherry is still shit.

Can women become space priests or can they only be space nuns?