Boy, who put the marmite in your porridge?

God help you if USA or UK researches advanced bombers…

My friends and I go so aggro at Axis & Allies that the game was usually over quicker than it took to set up. Either Russia or Germany would fall within the first few turns and everyone would just quit.

Shake your jowls more than twice and you're just playing with it.

D-d-d-danger watch behind you!
There's a lynch mob out to find you!

Actually, replace everyone with 30STM. Then everyone can be Jared Leto and our entire existence will consist of that scene in the video for "The Kill" where he's about to make out with his clone, except it goes farther than that. Much farther.

What about Pete Campbell opening a boutique mallet instrument store in a west Manhattan neighborhood?

Except Vox isn't really a pop culture website so much as a SocialFutureWeb 3.0 news blog. They don't even have a comment section for chrissakes, you're supposed to have twitter wars or something with the articles.

First time for everything, I suppose. What's next, a Holocaust drama? They're really reaching now.

The elusive 0 upvote post. Godspeed, my friend.

Holland Oates would be a good pick too, he has a duality in his voice that he could use to distinguish the alter ego from the hero.

He's already The Collector. I don't think they'll pull a Chris Evans on us with their current film continuity.

As much as everyone loves Tom Hardy, it would be tantamount to casting Keanu as John Constantine. Sure he'll put butts in seats, but you're denying so many up-and-comers their perfect role.

I'd like to hope it was a reverse David S. Goyer situation, where the screenplay was abandoned for worse rather than for better.

My God, it's full of BWAAAAAAAAMPs!

He's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so.

Woof.

Tweety birds are to asshole women what the Monster energy drink logo is to asshole men.

"OMG OMG OMG DADDDDDD!!!!!!!"

You're getting hung up on "can't", and I'm not saying that you can't, I'm saying that it's illegal.