He'll be playing The Jolly Somali, John Cena's tag team partner. His finisher is the Mogadishu-plex

Oh sorry I didn't realize that was a fact, I should have used scholarly sources.

He was cast as the live-action giant foot

Well next time she comes to visit you should clean up a bit, nobody likes to sit on garbage.

These reposted juggalo comment accounts are getting out of hand

It's also a good metaphor for Dom Capers' defense!

I fantasize about being with Matt Bomer?

To a "royal compound", no less.

It all stems from that sequence in 40 Year Old Virgin, when all of a sudden it was so cool to hate Coldplay.

And Jingle All The Way had a black guy and an Austrian!

Now they have Trop 50, which is 50% orange juice and 50% water! My Polish grandpa would be livid if he knew he could use his old tricks and sell it at the same price as regular OJ

She should start a novelty band, Braineater-Kinney

They killed him by starting a landslide. Nobody would help him get the rocks off :(

That one protocol droid on the Trade Federation ship at the start of TPM might have been gay, who knows. I don't know what a lesbian accent is supposed to sound like.

But Black Dynamite, I steal embryos from the community!

Yeah I think he just built him out of old protocol droid parts and gave him a different personality

It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away! That's literally the first line of the movie, like we wouldn't remember!

No?

Isn't this just a procedural version of The Big Bang Theory's dynamic? With the Kaley Cuoco character being the "nanny" and "meatspace liason" of the nerds?

Already with the puns? You poor, unfortunate soul.