I love Chrono Trigger, but I couldn't possibly care to make it through the first paragraph of this. It's like a parody of sophomoric writing.

Tell that to the parents across America who made "Khaleesi" the number 8 name for newborn girls this year.

It's not really pointless. In fact, the Boltons have more connection to everything else that's going on than Danaerys has at this point!

Your friends dodged a bullet by not being associated with that goddamn cheerleader sketch, congrats to them.

Darryl Hammond is awesome, and also shut up.

They're also a much, MUCH younger operation than either the Groundlings or Second City.

I somehow had missed that Will Ferrell was a member, but I think I'm still OK with calling Hartman their most distinguished alum. Ferrell is probably the top earner.

It's a good first step for getting noticed and picked up by SNL or a late night panel something like that. Their most famous former member is probably Phil Hartman.

I saw the Sunday company back in September, and they are amazing and honestly more talented than most of the people on SNL and should be given credit for their super hard work and great jokes.

I've always thought Jim True-Frost was just a lazily named Skyrim character.

Renting from this service cost as much as renting from Amazon instant. When, in your head, you're comparing that to $1, that's no sale.

Eh…
That in and of itself isn't impossible. There have been numerous "controversies" over a single paragraph in something that came across as racist or sexist, but viewed in the context of the entire piece are actually non-offensive. Most commonly I've seen this in satire, such as the #CancelColbert fracas.

"Are you taking notes on a motherfuckin' clownfish conspiracy?"

Stringer's in Season 2 a lot more than you remember.

Whether or not we declare her dead is going to have a huge impact on Cyborg rights.

What's that? The filthiest comic working today? Let's make him the star of two of the most squeeky-clean shows on television!

No, but you should watch it anyway.

To everyone who hasn't watched The Wire:

I still remember watching the first episode of this on Fox. At the end of the episode, I had two thoughts:
1. "That was really funny and a lot of fun."
2. "There is no way in hell this won't get cancelled."

Huh, I didn't know you could generate stuff randomly in excel, but other than that, 2048 makes a lot of sense.