Swiggity swong, where was Sheen's dong? Not on this show apparently.

SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up; will you SHUTUP SHUTUP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUTUP… SHUTUP!

DAMN YOU LINCOLN. AND DOUBLE DAMN THE THIRTEENTH AMENDMENT.

After they crashed the Curb your Enthusiasm theme started playing.

Asians don't own televisions. The UV light from the TV screens turns them into werewolves.

Don't saddle for the lesser horse pun.

Poppiness is relative I guess, but to me this new single sounds way poppier than Cruel.

WHERE'S MY YIDDISH POLICEMEN'S UNION MOVIE GODDAMMIT?

Love it. Love it. Love it.

I can't wait to be amazed by the first episode, disappointed by the second, and left flabbergasted by the third.

Au jus can't be serious.

If anybody says they read this comment and DIDN'T try to pronounce Californication with a Schwarzenegger accent, they're a damned liar.

You know who else we need in the comments? Quarles.

I wanna see a series detailing the life of Hastings Ruckle. He'll have a prominent role in the first few episodes and then eventually he'll get shoved into the background.

Tim.

Watch it dude. Justified is a show that deserves to be mentioned alongside the TV greats.

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2v9…

I once had a roommate who, in his words, said that he didn't watch any artistic movies except for Avatar.

CAPALDI CAPALDI CAPALDI

When the Governor and lady whose name I forget were making googly eyes at each other, my friend shouted at the screen, "So we fuckin' or what?" I'm not proud, but that's the hardest I've laughed in a long while.