"Not enough Virginia."

"I'm a neurotic nerd that gets zombified and eats little girls."

Man, post-apocalyptic, kid Woody Allen is ruining it for everybody.

OH MAN THAT MORRISSEY REFERENCE.

If the game allowed it I would totally nickname my Yveltal Dudebrodactyl.

Whatevs nerd. Enjoy your big dumb queerosexual deer.

Pokemon X and Y comes out Saturday!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. 24 is a tremendously stupid show that relies on left field, nonsensical plot twists to stretch ten episodes worth of television into twenty four episodes.

"Insert Being Human joke here"

BRING BACK XAVIER: RENEGADE ANGEL.

Literotic Anal-ysis

Spader should get some sort of sainthood for saving that, "That's what they said about Deep Throat, and the g-spot" line. Jesus Christ, that's clumsy writing.

ME. I should be Iron Fist. I am the most Danny Rand motherfucker on the planet.

Agreed. This review was the tops. Sonia, if you're ever in Los Angeles I'll buy you a beer, even though west coast beer is terrible.

"And that kids is how your Aunt Lily and Robin had sex for the first time. Robin felt her body burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy and normal. Exhausted they collapsed on the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hell-beast ate them."

I'm super worried. Keeping Brody alive is obviously a Showtime choice and it is hurting the show.

I JUST WANT MY DAY OF THE TENTACLE SEQUEL.

Man don't you even act like Jack-Off wouldn't be rad as hell. I still salivate at the thought of the canceled Die Hard/24 crossover movie.

Everybody knows that comedies have no artistic merit.

I'm talking about me @avclub-85b0faa88b92483cbe957df7eb9602cd:disqus ! Also, I'm not Dewey Cox. I would never use someone for drugs.