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I LOVE JACQUES COUSTEAU!

BUT THEY COULD BE

THEY AREN'T

Neat. I'll probably start mainlining it after I finish OITNB (2 episodes left! Shit is going down in Litchfield), hopefully I'll be able to finish by the next episode review, since according to Wikipedia the next episode is the first season finale.

I have been in the mood for a good political drama. Is it all darkness and thunderclouds though? Like is it persistently bleak or is there some sort of undercurrent of humor, dark or otherwise?

Okay, this summer television drought is killing me, I'm running out of episodes of Orange is the New Black, and god knows that this has been an epically shitty summer for movies. Somebody sell me on this show, this A grade is intriguing.

I want a spinoff where Mr. K and Krieger from Archer hang out. Maybe they take a ride in each other's vans?

Here's what you need to do. Watch Before Sunrise, wait nine years, watch Before Sunset, wait nine years, and then watch Before Midnight. I look forward to seeing your opinion in 2031.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Joshua Jackson you lucky son of a gun.

You clever so and so. It's super unfair that I'm getting more likes than you since I joke swiped you.

"Now everybody's gay!"

Become… the same.

The character of Junior is just so completely baffling to me.

I'll be in my masturbatorium.

Let me tell you a story.

I'm still holding out hope that there will be a fourth episode plot twist and the rest of the season will take place during the apocalyptic second coming of Christ as foreshadowed during season 6.

*ass out, lips pursed, glass raised*

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