Damn. All the quotes are already taken…

I can't wait for a six-year-old kid to say that to me.

I can't wait for a six-year-old kid to say that to me.

Thank you. If you didn't do it, I would have had to be the one to do it.

Thank you. If you didn't do it, I would have had to be the one to do it.

Smurky, you beautiful devil!

Smurky, you beautiful devil!

Hopefully he can still see them in the future…he isn't excommunicated from Los Angeles. Unless that was in his contract…Harmon shoulda read the fine print.

Hopefully he can still see them in the future…he isn't excommunicated from Los Angeles. Unless that was in his contract…Harmon shoulda read the fine print.

The 50-100 words episodes reviews from I Can't Believe It's a Bigger and Better Updated Unofficial Simpsons Guide are pretty terrible too most of the time.

The 50-100 words episodes reviews from I Can't Believe It's a Bigger and Better Updated Unofficial Simpsons Guide are pretty terrible too most of the time.

In the future, when you log on to the Internet from anywhere, your home page will display a video that says "Welcome to the Internet! The Place Where People Like To Bitch About Ridiculous Things To Feel Superior!" And then there's a short samplings of Youtube comments, comments from a music or film-oriented website,…

In the future, when you log on to the Internet from anywhere, your home page will display a video that says "Welcome to the Internet! The Place Where People Like To Bitch About Ridiculous Things To Feel Superior!" And then there's a short samplings of Youtube comments, comments from a music or film-oriented website,…

Abed will have to imagine a LOT of scenarios where he has to stand still for some reason

Abed will have to imagine a LOT of scenarios where he has to stand still for some reason

I wonder how many tweets have to be sent at Harmon in order for them to gain sentience and persuade whoever they have to to get him to stay.

I wonder how many tweets have to be sent at Harmon in order for them to gain sentience and persuade whoever they have to to get him to stay.

How could you forget the #3 most-played "I'm home from school sick this week, so let's play something I haven't in a while" game?*

How could you forget the #3 most-played "I'm home from school sick this week, so let's play something I haven't in a while" game?*

@avclub-0b85257d7bd70a512bb467cbc693e76d:disqus Beirut? Are we going there for the culture like Britta?