But only if she says something like "it makes fellatio so much more exciting," only to have it ignored by the entire family while they run around with their own bat-shit craziness.

And another thing
There seemed to be a lot or red carpet bitchiness. Did anyone else catch that?

It seems like all the press is getting it wrong
Ricky Gervais was being the Ricky Gervais/David Brent character. Of course he eviscerated everyone, that was his job. He got back as good as he gave from some people, and quite a bit of it was scripted.

Don't forget Teeny
I guess they didn't want to recast her? I'm expecting Portland will become a convenient place to send the kids when they want them out of the way.

Season 4
We just signed up for HBO cable in our house and spent the weekend catching up on season 4. I was expecting Weeds level terribleness, and was pleasantly surprised to see it wasn't awful. Maybe season 4 was one of those things that holds up better in a big chunk rather than over several months.

Guinan's big secret
It wasn't rape rape.

You lost by virtue of being St. Louis (speaking as a former city, not county, resident).

What I really want
Is Hellboy 3. FFS Guillermo, get on that!

I can see why some liked 4, perhaps because of the wee children. But 5 was garbage, and barely wachable. David Simon is great at getting people to confuse heavy handed and one-sided moralizing with nuance.

I'd rather see proper closure for Deadwood
HBO screwed that show big time. Oh, and the later seasons of The Wire are way over rated. Shoulda stopped at 3.

The AMC Jerk Around
That's a huge turnoff for this show, and for now I won't be rewarding bad behavior. Why waste the good will generated with Breaking Bad by advertising a two hour finale then delivering a pilot? Bad dog AMC. Bad dog.

This thing has sequels
Tons of them. An entire franchise was spun off of this movie. The implications leave me a bit dizzy.

Saturday Night Live-derived film?
More like another Saturday Night Live-derided film.

Is this the long awaited Tek World follow up?
Cause it if it, it would be totally awesome.

That's Malkmus. I saw him and the Jicks at the Crystal Ballroom, and was mightily disappointed.

Battlestar Galactica
The never acted upon plan probably included a cancellation two seasons earlier. What started so strongly with the miniseries became a poor parody of itself. And yet, people still gush over the garbage that was the end of BSG.

Marmaduke explained
Marmaduke is an asshole.

Tonight at the theater
Oh, how awesome was it when the Evangelical Christians in my dorm paid me a visit as I was heading out to see the movie. I had no knowledge of what it was about, and I invited them to come with me; an invitation they accepted. It was one of the best movie experiences ever, and they never…

People who don't know the first thing about Zen…
…shouldn't run around saying shit like "Zen state of contentment." You should try to sit zazen for 40 minutes and see how content you are. I do not think that word Zen means what you think it means.

One giant island full of "Flight of the Conchords" cover bands.