I hope this movie will be a fucking trainwreck just like how the NYT article says.

It's great that Shaileene Woodley moved from telling people how "his father died because she had awesome sex" to "appearing in a George Clooney film wearing a bikini".

Speaking of cartoons:

Anyone can make a good Romeo and Juliet film, even Uwe Boll.

And damn, i was just marathoning Season 1!

FUCK YOU JERRY!

S'il vous plaît Monsieur Greene

;_;

They already are. So just roll with it.

What the smurf did you just smurfing say about me, you little smurf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my smurf in the Navy Smurfs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret smurfs on Smurf-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfs. I am trained in smurf warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire smurf armed…

Well, both MLP and The Smurfs are originally 80's cartoons.

Diamond Thieves?

With a band name like "Edguy" you know that Germany has top-notch edumacashyun.

Damn you Quebec!

Yeah, i was like

Ehh, whatever. Why bother when it's not a live action film with a blue Katy Perry bodypaint?

Well basically this:

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It took me 5 years to realize that their music is about semen and someone named "Jennifer".

Starring Robert Downey Jr, Emma Watson, Justin Timberlake, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lou Pearlman.