There's a Scandinavian restaurant near my workplace.

Oy vey.

Yeah i know.

Melbourne's Chinatown has amazing Chinese food.

The only way to make this movie better is if they make the entire film set in Bruges and have Aaron Eckhart meet with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in the middle of the film.

I've tasted some Kenigsberg at a Scandinavian restaurant once.

The Palestine-Israeli conflict is a conflict that will forever loop in failure.

I once had friend Chinese dumplings with Vegemite once.

Wow, he's like the lovechild of DJ Qualls and Karl Urban.

A C for a Kim Ki-Duk movie?

I wish Julianne Moore was my English teacher

Frances HA!

Waits for Steven McRib to call me an anti-semite

Okay.

Okay.

Um, whatever.

I'm just gonna post in this page and ask:

But with the added MPAA/RIAA suing your ass for millions.

Sorry, i meant guilt.

You know what's worse?