Mads, you are hereby charged with attempted firsties. Your sentence is a fifteen yard penalty and CancerCLAP.

Now my parents have one more person one whom they can apply that bad pun "DeGenerate."

"8-track cassette player!"

Holy cow, Sacks Romana. I think this word gets used on the internet too much, but I'm going to use it anyway: that was epic.

I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice . . . on your face.

@ Phony Pope2

Only stupid asses have Diamond Dave as their avatar.

Remember when Principal Skinner banged his shoe on the podium during the Springfield Model U.N. meeting? Classic.

@ chimp

Batman: The Ride: The Movie:

How is Wilford Brimley still alive? No offense, but isn't he like eleventy one or something? I thought diabeetus was supposed to shorten your lifespan, not prolong it.

Speaking of short, I heard that Nicolas Sarkozy is actually SHORTER than Napoleon was. Holy lord, that's gotta be embarrassing.

Sir Osis isn't feeling good. He's a little too fond of the drink, you see.

WWZ - the miniseries - directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

(dramatic music)

Give them a break. It's not like they just interviewed Max Brooks on this very site recently. How were they supposed to know?

If the interviewer is the "lead" per se, and Max Brooks himself read the part of the interviewer in the audiobook version of WWZ, this means:

Also, punching someone in the face usually hurts your fist pretty bad, sometimes breaking bones.

Film may or may not actually be completed some day.

George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, etc.
Filming involving green screens and pretty much nothing else because we're doing the entire movie in CGI . . . um . . . ahead. Do not be alarmed.