I'M BATMAN.

I'M BATMAN.

Herpes, you've got it wrong. Peter Falk portayed Sledge Hammer, from the hit TV show "Sledge Hammer!"

Every time I see a Tanqueray commercial, I think "Hey! It's Gentle Herpes!"

Hoe-in'.

I know, Towelie. I got Rock Band 2 back in April specifically for the instruments after finding out that GH:M wouldn't come with any. When I finally got GH:M after months of anticipation, I kept unlocking stuff just so I could get to "Master of Puppets." Then I almost got kicked off stage because I sucked so bad at…

Weren't they all guilty of "guy-liner" in the CD sleeve of "Load?"

Just got Guitar Hero: Metallica for Father's Day. Was pretty sure before, but I now know for sure that Lars is the biggest douchebag the world has ever known. Game is cool, though.