He comes off as a bit dick-ish.

You must enjoy dipping your feet into the soothing waters of Sklarbro Country.

Hollywood
…always making the same movie over and over again.

Really? Because I barely made it through the first episode of that heaping turd.

Wow
That was the most back-handed review I may have ever read. That first sentence was a bit much. I enjoyed the first album, though it definitely has its shortcomings (i.e. recording and mastering). I actually quite like his voice, and I'm not sure where your complaints are coming from. Just odd.

I actually thought the exact opposite from most of you; I got WAY more enjoyable listens out of Brendan Canning's solo record than Drew's. Perhaps I have a penchant for pop, but I thought it was a much more cohesive album.

Please…
For the love of God, taste test the new Double Down sandwich from KFC…

Something Better…
If this scares you, you should try Perkins' Chicken Tender Melt. It is essentially the same thing, but add tomatoes, and greasy, buttered toasted bread. Whenever I feel like hating myself, or indulging in the tastiest/death inducing glorious comfort food of all culinary creations, I eat this behemoth.

Ooooooh…
So credibility isn't important anymore. I see.

That's because there's a little bit of Madden inside us all.

There's always orgies…

There's always children's birthday parties…

Or at least until they have a series of small strokes.

So's your face.

There's always lemon parties…

wtf? Role Models was excellent. Get the penis out of your ears, dick suck.

"I thought that Favreau was just the husband of Jaime Presley, who was Rashida Jones best friend. I never got future brother in law out of that."

Manorexic?

Spoooooky
As soon as I read the name Elliott Smith, his track "Angeles" came up on the shuffle. While his music is generally depressing, I still listen to it as sort of an homage. Wouldn't he want you to keep listening and enjoy his music? But I can understand those feelings.

Frown, clown, gown, town, down, I could keep going?