What was the deal with that guy at the market who picked up an orange, tried to put it in his bag, missed, and then ran away?
I assume that nurses occasionally have to look at corpses for anatomical studies? Or maybe practice to get rid of a crab claw? What's up with you guys that you immediately go negative?
*cappadocius walks into a bar*
"I'll have a bottle of addictive poison and a bucket."
I think it's part of Adventure Time's new thing with Jake and Finn never going on adventures anymore. "We could go on an awesome quest, but I'm fat and lazy and bloated on purple drank."
Or that soda is fucking addictive poison and you should drink real beverages instead.
Whimmy wham wham wozzle!
You're telling me!
Needs more Bubbeline.
Don't Finn and Jake already have jobs as adventurers. Oh yeah, they don't go on adventures any more, or if some epic battle breaks out, like "Something Big", and they do their other job of saving the Candy Kingdom, everyone complains.
Ho;dr.
There can be only one.
*decapitates Ian Zering, just in case*
[Sharts]
I was imagining a more WoW sort of experience.
Vault of Bones is the first episode I saw. Gotta say Mystery Dungeon is my favorite: "Check out my mods, bro."
Your mom's so fat, her event horizon has an event horizon.
Quimby: The, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants.
Director: But I don't wear puffy pants!
Quimby: I meant a tax on not wearing puffy pants.
He wrote this: http://www.avclub.com/artic…
But no dancing without a permit? The more I see of these monarchs of Ooo, the more I like liberal democracy. Besides, executing a guy who saves you from being assassinated by Me-Mow equals lame. Also, more Me-Mow.