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But has he sold out to big tobacco vape?
Also, it's simple, you grab one coyote, then use it as a weapon to beat off the rest.

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES, FUCK YEAH!!!!

I think originally, it was part of a project or maybe a paper he was writing on the origin of memes and whether or not he would be able to create one. I'm not really sure how or why he shows up any more. People seem to go through cycles posting on here. I know I probably won't show up for the next few months because

Jackie Treehorn:
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

I was reading the boards from a 4 year old cult cannon, and some dude was complaining about this gimmick account Starz and how it didn't make any sense. Now it's a classic AVClub meme. He hasn't posted for like 5 months, so this is kind of a unicorn sighting.

I think his role is more limited. I'm more a fan of Hodor becoming his avatar.

I can only the assume getting the CGI right is breaking the budget. Need to save up for the dragons.

I assumed that if someone could warg a dragon, it would have been done already, back when the Targaryens had them in spades.

Well, losing Coldhands was a huge mistake.

Go home, Bran, you're trunk.

Recipes.

Pretty much any scene with the White Walkers is comparatively weaksauce on the screen. I don't think the CGI could handle a really good sword fight. Not enough wolf action. And don't forget strong Belwas, critical omission.

Don't forget the nipples.

Publishers pay by weight.

I was on a site yesterday and looking for a regular sex category (I know, I'm the weird one). The closest I could find was Milf. There was a softcore section, but I was like, wtf?

Startitz? Show-me-time?

You know nothing of Wall sex, Jon Snow.

I heard he got canned for that True Detective grabfest finale.

Betty called a Bella Noche a tranch right before socking him in the last episode. The use tranch all the time. Here's another good one: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Kind of reminds me of calling someone a trenchmouth.

LSP is a criminally moronic selfish jerk who ruins everything she touches: A.