Right up there with General Jack D. Ripper's "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."

Cannnn do! Oh, wait.

You forgot that extra "X."

They told me I can't do that any more.

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There have been some pleasant surprises this season, definitely.

"Lettuce washed hourly."

Thanks, Jupiter. I hope you like it.

"And Jay himself, in Ambudkar’s slangy hipster diction and disdainful attitude gets called out for being beholden to his own cultural markers. (After Jay apologizes to his uncle with a repentant “I was kind of a douchewheel,” Apu grumbles, “Even your way of apologizing offends me.”)"

I'll cop to my errors. Thanks for pointing them out! Although your point about Manjula is incorrect—I merely indicated that MacNeille has played her since Jan Hooks' death.

"But I get results, you stupid Chief!"

Will not… get sucked… into quotes….

I'll respond, but god help me if I will EVER upvote that noise.

As hardassed as I can be, giving a Simpsons episode a good grade is a good night for me.

To quote Worf: "It is not discussed."

Ah! Right!

I meant about Raj, specifically. I'm willing to bow to the consensus that the show itself is not, you know, good.

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Apologies.

Is there something in particular I can do to ease your frustrations with my article. I have a bit of free time before the next show rumbles down the pipeline this evening.

Hi, Dennis here, perhaps ill-advisedly checking in on the comments. We have fine, professional editors here at the AV Club, although they're generally not awake at 5 a.m. on a Sunday morning when I file the average SNL review. For which I, too, am paid a professional rate. If I've made an error, please feel free to…