Four anchors enter, two women stay.

I accept your blessings in this as in all things.

What I'm sayin'.

Li'l slow on the trigger this morning, Rock.

Look for more clips as soon as NBC gets on the ball.

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Get that ball rolling.

We are not spies!

Gah! The stupid 'd' key's been sticking all day. Please start a kickstarter to buy Dennis a new laptop. MacBook Pro, please. 15" screen. No loser Acers. Thanks.

It's a slightly different sort of douche, but, yeah. Check it out.

He's in this, too.

Oh, you better believe that's an upvotin'.

Mornin', Rocky.

Knew I'd get found out sooner or later. Well… I had a good run. [Running footsteps, tires squeal]

Sandler famously dubbed Hartman, "The Glue," because he held everything together. Everyone I've ever read or heard from his time on SNL practically worships him.

Just read Jay Mohr's (surprisingly good) SNL autobiography. He says Schneider was a prick, but a strange one—he'd crap on him, then show up in his office and give him unsolicited back rubs. Also, Schneider would always order up sushi, then examine it for worms with a jeweler's loupe before eating it.

I recall finding him forgettably endearing on SNL. Little did I know…

[Bows and says, "Thank you, one person."]

Yay! Fight! Fight! Fight!

I know I'm the only person ringing the holiday bells for Peter's Friends, but how absurdly talented is Hugh Laurie? I'm so glad he's got all that House money, but that unexpected lip trumpet in the clip is the single greatest thing ver. Who's with me?! Let's gooooo!