Eh, I got over myself long ago. We just weren't a good match.

If they played "Yakkity Sax" the whole time, then maybe.

Couple things:
1. A review is never, under any circumstances, "objective." You're thinking of something else.
2. My issues are with a bad, bad, bad episode of a TV show I have had a lifelong love and respect for.
3. I vote my conscience—subjectively.
4. Thanks for reading!

In "Bob Roberts," there's a scene where John Cusack, playing himself as host of "Cutting Edge Live" is supposed to cut promos with the folk-singing, right-wing presidential candidate who'd been swapped in at the last moment. All he can muster for the camera is, "And I'm John Cusack—and they told me the musical guest…

They sleep in. Check back around noon. (I won't be here.)

I was the only one to ever review one—for my sins. (I think it was some sort of AV Club hazing ritual.)

That… was a lot of space around Trump during the goodnights.

Thank you. I shall store that up against the horrible, horrible shit people send to my twitter in the morning. (I was NOT kidding about that folder.)

She was doing some precise jaw-work.

Oh, I'm chatty. At least until people are so abusive and awful I have to go curl up for a li'l while! Thanks for reading.

I gave one in, like, my third review on the site! http://www.avclub.com/tvclu…

Sorry we disagree. I never premeditatedly grade something, though. Thanks for reading.

That's Katie Rife. She may be psychic. The tests aren't in yet.

Hi, this is me at 4 a.m. dipping into the comments section I will surely avoid like the plague, but, first—thanks for reading.
Second—there's no "yourselves." It's me. Hi, I'm Dennis.
Third—Not patting myself anywhere. If you read the article, you'll see my reasoning for giving the grade I did. As I try to do, I…

Used to be an ellipses guy. You know, you grow.

Eh, they seem fine with my em-dashes. I like 'em, sorry. Thanks for reading, though.

It's 3:01 Eastern, midnight on the west coast.

It's on the list! Don't make me worry I missed something, you.

Right?

You're very kind. Thank you for reading.