The main character in "Mr. Robot" is human but the main characters in "Humans" are robots—or did I just blow your mind?!

Or, you know, in the articles.

No one is sure of anything at this point.

Fixed. Colecovision.

These Colecovisions will rust out on you—that's why you need the undercoat.

And yours, you strange, wonderful Jeopardy champion.

Apologies in advance to the Jeopardy guy—stupid computers with their stupid brains that are smarter and yet less sensible than mine.

You are nice!

He is outstanding. Emmy time, outstanding.

They earned it.

And thanks for reading, as ever.

Oh, more than some! Yup, been doing that for two years now (and look for a big article thereabout this summer, kids!). Shrug—I have had it soooo much easier that the Sunny reviewers that came before me. The two Emilys, especially, were not just trolled but outright abused and online stalked by some "fans." Again,…

You are the nice one.

They often have many good pointers about bridge maintenance.

Thanks for reading!

Dead? Hahahahaaaa…oh, you. Dead. Pffft.

Our contracts only specify that we all—well, the first rule of Av Club is you do not talk about AV Club. I don't wanna get fragged.

Dammit! I mean—of course. I'm not a dumbass. Not at all.

Fixed it. Thanks for reading. Apologies to all, animated and live action.

I tried to work that joke in there, but figured no one—like, no one—would get it. Congratulations!