Sorry.

Plus, that pointless, out-of-nowhere reference to Apu selling Homer the bad hot dog.

Don't worry about it. (Kearney has apparently already impregnated someone, though, so…)

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

I meant you could look it up yourself on espn's website. Thanks for reading and making the world a better place though!

Just meant that the schedule will be up at espn's website.

Poor, li'l hockey.

Thanks, Scooter!

I get that there's precedent—but reality is so often insufficiently motivated as drama.

He's already been promoted ahead of me.

Gooch, I'm really busy.

That's very nice of you, thanks.

Fixed it. And, yes, I have been fired. Well, I had a good run.

I used to post a Grimm monster pic of the week, but now that Les is reviewing it every week, I figure I have to leave the promo greatness to him. Apologies.

Good catch, Valerie. Revised theory: Ecbert is a time traveler, possibly The Master from Doctor Who. Adjusting grade accordingly. E=mc2.

Yep.

Always loved that song.

Yes. Yes, I am aware of that. It was a humor-joke.

Thank you, ma'am.

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