The part that's always struck me as weird is how bad Selina is at schmoozing with voters. Every politician should be able to do that.

No, we know that the whole time span of "Breaking Bad" took place over two years. Walt gets diagnosed with cancer on his 50th birthday, and he takes that big fucking gun to the Nazi compound on his 52nd birthday. There are also background clues, like the inspection sticker on his car, that date the first season to…

I read every F review.

Nothing is better than "Joe Schmo".

They also receive millions of pounds of salary from the British government every year just to sit around on their asses.

One can also look at one of those charts about how Victoria's hemophilia gene got spread into every royal family in Europe.

There's a picture of her in her World War II mechanic getup where she looks pretty fetching. I'd link to it, but this ipad is acting weird.

No, don't chill! Please continue to snark at arrogant Europeans!

She cancelled on Charles, Prince of Wales? The inbred halfwit who once fantasized about being a tampon? How dare she?

"Americans who care what the rest of the world thinks" amount to approximately 12 people.

We don't care enough to pay attention to you.

Wait, Katy Perry did an Unplugged? The Queen of Autotune who is a star only because of her body? How did that go?

You should be sorry. The TV show is not required to copy Martin's dialogue.

You're welcome here so long as you don't whine about spoilers.

Jesus Christ, this is the goddamn spoiler thread.

It was padded, right? But still, she looked fantastic.

Yes.

Who gives a flying ratfuck about Twitter users?

Maybe an herbal tea?

No idea who "Solange" is.