I almost bought one of those things until I found out that I'd have to buy the "Pro" version to port all my iTunes stuff over. Bummer. Like the included keyboard and kickstand.

She is absurdly sexy.

How long will Kenan Thompson stick around anyway? Will he die onstage? Stroke out during "What's Up With That?"

Heigl's got much bigger breasts. Otherwise—damn, you have a point, I never noticed that before.

Back when I posted at TWoP I spent one season tracking how many episodes had a sketch with either a game show or a talk show. I'm lazy so I quit, but the bottom line was almost every one. It's just a great setup for a sketch.

Well, obviously they don't dare fire Zamata after the lack of a black actress on SNL became the great scandal of the 21st century, forcing them to hire one. Bennett and Mooney are obvious keeps.

Not in bikinis? Why, God, why?

"I don't find Drunk Uncle as funny as others seem to"

Strong is taller and curvier. This has been a public service announcement.

I miss the SNL Classic reviews.

"Theron herself used to be on my list of pretty people who were overpraised for one “brave” role"

"I suppose it’s dull to harp on the overuse of this device"

The product placement for Microsoft was particularly egregious in this episode. So here's what I think about our in-show commercials this week:

Jesus, Stan going to jail for espionage would be super depressing.

Or maybe she was looking to exfiltrate him, as suggested by the note to P&E. He'd be safe in Russia. Whoever whacked the rest of his family (we will find that out, right?) might look to finish the job if he stays in America.

So far as we know, they are. Oleg took a risk after all, by telling Nina to run if she doesn't think Stan will flip. If she actually did that, then the scheme to put more pressure on her will have backfired in a big way. Assuming it is a scheme and she isn't really facing a treason trial. Which she probably is.

Well, neither Arkady nor Oleg for that matter have betrayed their country or caused the death of an innocent person, which isn't something that Phil, Liz, Stan, or Nina can say.

I was wondering where the kids were a few episodes ago when Phil was out all night babysitting a Mossad agent and Liz was off giving a handy to that poor dumb sailor.

Wait a second…how long has George the phone guy been missing? He has a wife and daughter, they would have noticed and called the cops by now, and P&E would know what happened to their phone guy.

John Dickinson on "John Adams", in which he was quite good in making a guy who historically comes off badly (he was the leader of the anti-independence faction, and did not sign the Declaration after it was approved) seem honorable.