**Knitting booties**

DVR! Get a DVR! They are God's gift to humanity.

I have no idea what basis anyone would use for that kind of determination.

No. Folks have had 81 years to see it, or, more precisely, their whole lives. Look at this article—the writer wants to write about "The Thin Man" movies, but he feels constrained from saying that Jimmy Stewart is the murderer in the second one. That's only the most interesting thing in any of the five sequels, but…

My preconceived notion is that heroin must be fucking terrific, because otherwise it wouldn't be so addictive. I'm addicted to coffee but if they made it a hard drug and banned it I don't think I'd wreck my life for a caffeine fix.

I think we can agree that it's a shame for us the viewers while at the same time understanding that Martindale wants to pick up a bigger paycheck.

Say, what the hell happened to Annelise? Guess the writers must have decided somewhere in Season 1 to roll with the Martha plot instead. Annelise must be spending time with Chuck Cunningham.

The Great Ziegfeld, which might not be the best pick for this list—it is a 3-hr long biopic with William Powell in the title role, and Loy does not show up until the final third (as Ziegfeld's second wife).

If a movie is 80 years old, there are no spoilers. If Hitler had a chance to watch it, no spoilers.

Is that the racetrack movie? That's the one I haven't seen. I watched like, five of them years ago, and #1, 2, and 5 have all run on TCM recently.

Chandler should have married her instead.

you fail at life

I have no idea why anyone ever watches a show live anymore. Even if I am home and I can watch it live, I wait at least 15 minutes (8 minutes for a 30-min sitcom) so I can zip through commercials.

How funny would it be to see Paige join a Young Republicans club—hand out fliers for Reagan in 1984—this needs to happen in Season 3.

Basic cable can show whatever they want. There is no difference, from a censorship perspective, between basic cable and premium cable like HBO. FCC censorship rules only apply to over-the-air broadcast networks.

Goddamn, I love those little historical nods on this show. The Arpanet. Priceless.

He did have one ripped off his head in the season premiere.

Oh, it totally would. This is the '80s, cocaine was fashionable.

Nora was never really a drinker the way Nick was. This is explicitly shown in the first movie—she tries to match him martini for martini, then the next morning he wakes up all chipper and witty and she has a hangover.

MORE cocktails? Nick should have died of alcohol poisoning in the movie.