" later, the two lay together in a hammock, Adele attempting to articulate to her offspring how sex feels."

I wonder if Crista Flanagan made the other actresses jealous by telling "Mad Men" stories.

Yup, they have to be dirt cheap. I remember reading back during the years that Lorne Michaels was turning every SNL sketch into a movie that those films were quite lucrative, made on the cheap, turn a nice little profit. This, with its cast of no-names, will probably do fine.

Why do writers feel compelled to pick the exact final score? They're always, always wrong.

The game would be a dud, though. The Norks would win 150-0 and Kim would score 12 touchdowns. Maybe that hot wife of his could be a cheerleader.

10 of the last 16 Super Bowls have been decided by a touchdown or less. We have enjoyed an amazing run of excellent games lately. I'm 40 so I'm old enough to remember that 80s-90s era where the game was a blowout almost every year.

The Seahawks catch flak for PED use? Does any NFL team ever catch flak for PED use? Shawne Merriman went to the pro bowl the same year he popped positives for steroids and no one cared. The Carolina Panthers team that went to the Super Bowl had a team doctor that got busted for roids, no one cared.

Holy cow, is this a long column or what?

As soon as I saw the picture on the AV Club homepage I thought "must be the one where the pregnant lady dies." Certainly a memorable hour of American television.

"China Beach". Great show, although sometimes I wonder how much it would hold up if I watched it again.

Schneider was good on P&R but it seemed like the show had two straight men—him and Jones—which is one too many.

The AV Club always has problems when talking sports.

Although that movie was kind of bad. But yes, Reagan's pretty good in it. I like how he pops up in "Dark Victory" for no reason at all. Bette Davis couldn't stand him.

There's a hilarous YouTube video that's nothing but Te'o getting manhandled, steamrolled, pushed around, and run over/around/through by Alabama. It has him spotlighted so it's easy to see him looking bad on every play.

Wait, is this not a remake of the Peter Boyle "Joe"? Are we sure?

I still can't believe that there is such a rule that even allowed Warner Brothers to act like giant dicks. How is that even possible? How can you block a title because of a 100-year-old silent that's in the public domain?

Seriously, what the fuck was up with "Your Highness"? How did that even happen? Why did David Gordon Green make that movie? Is Danny McBride blackmailing him?

Actually, I was going to post about what a crappy actor he was and how much his movies sucked, so thanks for opening the door.

O.J. Simpson? Not a Jew.

Yes, I've heard that Gipp passed out drunk in the show. And it's now commonly accepted that Rockne fabricated the story of Gipp's speech.