"Two of Us" by The Beatles. John Lennon might have acted like a douchebag throughout those sessions, but his whistling at the end of that song could not be more appropriate.

My favorite item on that list: Isadora Duncan, killed when the fancy scarf she was wearing got caught in the spokes of the old-timey car she was riding in, flipping her out of the vehicle. Gotta hate it when high fashion leads to violent death.

One of the last Plantagenets, Margaret Pole I believe, wound up getting chased around by a drunken executioner with really bad aim before he finally dispatched her.

but not a real green dress, that's cruel

Well, it wasn't always around. If you were born in the 70s like me you can remember the time when a great musical fungus called rap spread across the landscape. You know, just how like people born in the 30s can remember rock and roll taking over.

Because it would be a world without rap. And a world without rap would make me happy.

Well, they're the same woman. Again, "WE don't live here anymore" indicating that they both moved out. "WE bought an old house". His girlfriend doesn't live in the old apartment anymore, so he can't be stalking her, can he? Not to mention that, again, the video shows a man and a woman breaking in together.

If I had a million dollars
I would buy you a house

"the rise of rap and hip-hop"

I'm sure this isn't really Ed from Barenaked Ladies.

Is this still a controversy? The bridge clearly states "I know we don't live here anymore, we bought an old house on the Danforth", plural, indicating they both moved out. Not to mention that the video shows a man and a woman ransacking the apartment together.

Yes. Yes she did.

Elizabeth Olson is Josh Brolin's daughter

Well, it could work as a show. It has vampires, and it has zombies, and both vampires and zombies have been shown to have some kind of mass appeal. It also has nudity.

And all these shows will feel dated once they figure out how to beam holograms of our favorite shows into our living room. Or maybe directly into our brains.

See, here's the thing about Parks and Recreation and the "mockumentary". It isn't a mockumentary. No cameras, no hint that there's a film crew following the good folks of Pawnee, IN around. It's just talking heads. So what it is, is…

I read an interview with Michael Schur about "Cheers", and he talked about how that theme song goes on forever, and the "Parks and Recreation" theme is 20 seconds long. Every so often a TV theme would actually get released as a single on the radio. The "Friends" theme was probably the last one.

Now that would be an interesting article, "shows you liked when you were a kid that you now realize are stupid". The AV Club writers would have to graduate high school first, but—-

I've seen some pretty sexy pictures of Dawn Wells, that's a defensible choice. I suspect Bailey Quarters could have been as glamorous as Jennifer if they'd dressed the actress that way.

"Mr. Chai Chai Rodrigwees"
"Uh, Les, Chi-Chi Rodriguez."
{{death stare}}
"Mr. Rodrigwees"