Die Hard 8: Actuarial Tables

The first time around I found "glice" so direly unfunny that I fast-forwarded through it.  Little disturbing to see it become a thing.  Of course, I fast forward through Drunk Uncle too.

Yes.  Wear something tiny, Katy, and stand still on the stage, and we will stare at you.  With the TV on "mute".

well really, what the hell else is he going to do?

I think all the musicians who back Auto Tune princesses must hate themselves.  That is why Ashlee Simpson's band didn't bail her out.

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new "Elementary" spinoff: "Lesbian Prison Sex", starring Natalie Dormer

" Cumberbatch may look like an ambassador of the lizard people"

Irene Adler and Moriarty are the same person.

Ask them about the Gretsky trade and see if they care

You realize that "Elementary" is a fictional TV-show with made-up stories, and that as much as the bad guy in this show was reminiscent of Edward Snowden, he was not called Edward Snowden and is not Edward Snowden

I didn't really notice that tablet but "Elementary" has done a lot of product placement for Microsoft and Windows 8

I was expecting some kind of twist where it turned out that what's his name didn't actually kill that girl.

" it turned out there was no way we could have guessed things ourselves"

A "Ty Morstan" was mentioned in Season 1, I think we might have seen him briefly

Has Lucy Liu always had breasts that nice?

Yep, Capp isn't exactly wrong during that encounter, but he comes off as an aggressively obnoxious Glenn Beck type of asshole.  Lying in bed for a week and calling that political activism is stupid, but going to that person's bed and yelling at them is also stupid.

Yup.  And we have the real-life example that brought about that quote, when Lennon refused to play at the Concert for Bangladesh.

I think that there is some value in reminders that he wasn't the "St. John of Peace" figure that he's been canonized as in some quarters, but especially on the internet that will just degenerate into "John Lennon was an asshole and I'm going to show how clever and contrarian I am by calling him and asshole."  The…

You might want to take that up with Lennon's ghost, then, since that's what he said.  You also might want to read the lyrics.  No possessions…no religion…no countries…yep, that's communism.