I had the 3:23pm slot on May 24. The conversation was nice but I had a feeling it might've just been like a stunt double wearing a mask or something; she had to leave for her 3:26 so I didn't really have time to figure it out.

I remember there was a thing going around where the people on those far-right boards were like 'We need to support Trump, so post all your rarest Pepes!! One of many things that would be pretty funny to think about had Trump not actually won the presidency.

Would be even better than when he got owned by Lauren Duca!

On some late night when I was a young child, I stumbled onto a TV screening of 'Solarbabies,' and I remember finding it very beautiful and rather moving, even. At the time, those images of a group of kids finding unity and freedom through, seemingly, the mysterious cosmic powers of light itself was one of the most…

But what were the films??

I was kinda shocked to see that one on the list - I loved that movie when I was a kid! Though, I mean, I haven't seen it since then and wouldn't be terribly surprised if it turns out not to have aged very well. Worth noting that its 0% score comes from only 6 critics, one of whom is Ebert, and he starts his review by…

They would go humanshit.

I love having longer with friends and family in my Land Rover Range Rover Red Rover Over Rover!

It's missing the single most important moment in the history of hip-hop: that time when Karl Rove started rapping at a fancy dinner party.

Remember when we all thought G.W. Bush was basically the worst U.S. president imaginable? Guess we all just didn't have very good imaginations.

yep, one of my best

It's still amazing that "This is where the fish lives!" wasn't even a joke.

I somehow both completely agree and completely disagree.

I'd argue that it's memorable for its idiosyncratic weirdness, its impressively bleak mood, and its rather beautiful production design, but it's still a pretty bad movie.

None. None more dank.

Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

"Extra olives" = cocaine.
"Extra pepperoni" = child prostitutes.
"Extra pineapple" = classified US government documents.
"Extra mushroom" = bootleg Vin Diesel DVDs.
etc.

Back before the whole city became the playground of oligarchical real-estate speculators, there were some New York delis that ran similar operations - like, there was a place where if you got a specific kind of Snapple and paid with an extra $20, you'd walk out with a Snapple and a bag of weed. These places didn't…

Until just now I assumed it was like a slang-y version of 'stand.' Anyway, can someone also explain to me what people on Twitter mean when they talk about 'tea' as in gossip? I'm old…

Short Circuit 2?