My understanding of the grizzly bear answer: she was being asked about whether or not guns should be allowed in schools, and her response was that it's not fair to say that guns should never be allowed in schools because there are times when the presence of guns in schools is wholly appropriate - i.e. there's some…

Wait what are we talking about…? Whose wife?

Wasn't there a Milk and Cheese strip where Evan Dorkin talked about getting offers from children's TV producers who didn't realize that the characters were sadistic murderers?

Oh come on, what about random characters from the 90s comics boom that most people don't know about, like Barb Wire or Jonah Hex or Lady Death? Oh, all of them? Hmm well how about those goofy Harvey Comics characters like Richie Rich or Casper the Friendly Ghost - no way could either of those sustain a feature film,…

The grading curve here gets thrown-off by Disney's live-action versions of their classic cartoon properties; those 4 (so far) movies have cumulatively made more than 3 billion worldwide. I'm not saying I like it, but it's just how things are.

Only God Forgives. Come for Ryan Gosling getting brutalized, stay for the murdered prostitutes and dismemberments.

I'm making a movie. It's a very long, complex, involved movie that I (and I alone) experience in real-time. It's called 'my life.' It's… not very good.

Yeah, I don't have a problem with movie violence in general, but when it comes to physical torture (and also sexual violence) I feel like the film has to have a really good reason as to why that stuff is on the screen; I generally avoid movies which I know include a lot of torture (like, there's a whole generation of…

Trump is now a very powerful man, but American presidents draw much of their power from America itself: from the 330+ million people they govern, most of whom - usually - proudly support their president. Trump is in the strange position of having been elected president without the support of most Americans, and he's…

I love that album.

In a strange turn of events, it happens that an austere, 160-minute movie about desperation and crises of faith - with many graphic depictions of torture - wasn't exactly the box-office bonanza the studio was hoping for.

Best use of The Humpty Dance since those cartoon alligators in Sing!

I find overcooked ramen noodles fascinating!

Yeah agreed; I've enjoyed some of his videos but I don't keep up with them because the whole manic-snark thing gets old really fast. It works sometimes, though (like his video for Food Fight, where his degree of hysteria is a good match for the film's degree of terribleness).

Long before all of the more-recent A&F controversies - the racist shirts, the comments from the CEO about how they only want popular, attractive kids wearing their clothes, etc. - I remember my dad having this particular hatred for A&F because he kinda just sensed something sinister in their marketing materials; I…

Perhaps he'll be reincarnated as the seat, just in time for her to sell the bike to her neighbor, good ol' Irritable Bowel Syndrome Eddie.

You know how when you get a burger, it's covered in this weird thin white stuff that you can't eat? It's that stuff.

I still think about this sketch sometimes.

I Feel Bad About My Neck Getting Broken

12/10 this is a very good comment