Oh, celebs. Keep being celeburiffic.

Oh I know. I'm also fond of those Thundercats outtakes on YouTube.

If you're counting White Dog you could probably also include Shock Corridor.

No one knows the future, but historically the VP debates have very little discernible effect on the race overall - people are voting for the president, after all.

Also now that it's been going on for a bit longer I think that Pence is coming off more and more as a smug prick.

He said that Kaine was contributing to an "insult-driven" campaign when all Kaine did was literally quote Trump verbatim.

True that.

I have a bad feeling that Pence is actually winning the debate, even though he's full of shit.

Honestly I'm gonna watch the VP debate in part because I feel guilty for not watching the first Presidential debate. I just… I just couldn't handle that shit, man…

I feel like there are at least five really funny one-act plays that could be written with this general premise.

Where did that 10 year-old go off to? Watching cartoons? We need him on the computer!

But, why Chance the Rapper? If they wanted a Chance, why not Chance the Confectioner, Chance the Grocer, or Chance the Market Researcher?

A guy I know who used to work at a big music venue says that Parton was one of the nicest and most down-to-earth of all the big stars he met there. Kenny Rogers, on the other hand, is a total prick.

Me, too. It's like, on paper, "sketch comedy performer directs serious horror film" sounds odd, but if you've watched Key & Peele it makes perfect sense.

Also the one with the potentially demonic flight attendant was genuinely pretty creepy.

Mushroom Zone, Ice Zone, Underwater Zone, Fire Zone, Robot Fortress Zone, Bonus Zone.

"Also, maybe you could think about taking different pictures than these! The pictures you're taking are kind of weird! Are you sure you want to be taking these pictures?"

And also, I want a video-phone. I know you can already do that sort of thing with smartphones, but I want a big, clunky metal one that takes like three people to move and is only in black-and-white.

For a long time I held out with my cheap, semi-smart pseudo-Blackberry; it had limited functionality but it was also practically indestructible and could go for several days on a single charge. When I finally caved and got a smartphone I thought that the battery must be defective.

Interesting (?) Godzilla fact: The original Godzilla (or Gojira, if you will) theme song is much beloved by right-wing Japanese nationalists, and they make use of it in political campaigns, etc. This is because the theme is appealingly old-fashioned and also catchy - with a somewhat rousing, martial feel - and is also…