Hey bro, bro-day I went to the bro-cery store, and I got bro-nut bro-tter, bro-jam and bro-ead, and some bro-range bro-da. Gonna make some brolicious bro-wiches bro-night, bro!

Clinton has decades of relevant experience and a huge breadth of political knowledge, and seems to be pursuing reasonable and realistic policy ideas; Trump has no government experience, regularly speaks in falsehoods (based in lies, or ignorance, or both), and his policy ideas combine implausible fantasy with racist…

Everyone knows the best spaghetti is grilled over an open flame.

Oh right… I guess you pricked yourself with a pin - must've been half an inch that you stuck it in - but you didn't bleed. No, you didn't.

Star Wars
Nothing but Star Wars
Gimme those Star Wars… don't let them end
Ah… Star Wars
If they should bar wars… please let these Star Wars stay

Yeah, it reminds me a bit of the Amanda Knox case (Netflix movie coming soon…) - like, if your whole case rests on the accused being an unfathomably cruel, incredibly manipulative type who carefully orchestrates murders for nothing but their own enjoyment, then you're not pursuing justice so much as writing a bad…

As great as Lemmings was, way too many levels were based on having one lemming make a path of some kind while the others waited behind - I used to call those "hero lemming" levels. (If you're wondering who I was talking to when I used that phrase: myself, duh.)

I'll take this opportunity to note that I've completed every single level on the SNES port of Lemmings. I didn't do it as a kid on an actual SNES, though - I did it as an adult with an emulator, in lieu of things that would actually help me pay my rent or whatever.

Aw, Bubsy really wasn't a bad game (or, series of games?) at all - it was a solid platform game with goofy jokes. These days, of course, it's remembered mainly for the stunning awfulness of its 3D sequel.

*SPOILERS FOR THE INVITATION, NATURALLY*
Definitely agree that The Invitation was much more interesting in its first two acts than in its third, but that didn't strike me as a failure on the part of the filmmakers so much as a natural consequence of telling that kind of story; like, the first two acts work so well…

So, here's what happens: they go to this fertility clinic and the lady gets pregnant, but it turns out that she was actually impregnated by Satan, and the kid's the antichrist, only the antichrist is a creepy little girl who kills people unless they do some stuff involving VHS tapes, and then she turns into a complex…

Yeah movies like The Keyboard, The Monitor, The Mouse, The Desk, The Comment, The Website, The USB Cable… Oh wait those aren't movies those are just things I'm looking at right now, sorry.

I made a Twitter account 4 years ago and have been fairly active on it for the past 2 years or so. On the one hand, I do genuinely like many things about Twitter - like, I feel like I can learn a lot about all kinds of stuff (especially current events/breaking news) by just spending a few minutes browsing my Twitter…

I feel like Rife's review does convey a sense of the film, though. To go back to that Ebert quote: this film is about a Christian pop-rock band, and (judging from the review) it's about it in a dull, blandly serviceable way. Rife thought that the film would've benefited from a more conflicted, more inquisitive…

The thing I don't like about roller coasters is waiting on those long lines. I'm like "Where will it end? Where will it end?" Really, there's no room for the weak, no room for the weak.

Whenever I ride those older coasters, I'm like "oh man, something must break now."

Still no 'Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects.' Still no 'The Black Cobra 3.' Still no 'Dog Tags - Platoon to Hell.'

But it's the kind of humor that's only funny when you're stoned.

Meesa your humble servant!

How much did you pay to see the movie? Because you could probably hire someone to hit themselves in the nuts with a parking meter for about the same amount.