In all genuineness - I think this sounds pretty cool and I may even go to a couple of these.

How strange, as I, too, was thinking about Donald Trump at some point today.

I thought it was a pretty solid Elmo

I actually had to just turn off that video when that happened and have never actually watched the end of that clip. I just can't take it.

Interviewer: So, why did you decide to order this new pilot?
Cinemax CEO: No reason. I just like doing things like that.

If you don't already know the answer then you weren't TRULY watching Stranger Things.

The story about the Dunkin Donuts in Shamokin isn't a 'blooper' so much as just an incredibly lame story about what I guess must be an incredibly lame place.

…I CAN'T GET UP

I tried to enroll at that school where you learn to repair air conditioners and make Julienne fries with hot, sexy girls gone wild waiting for you to call now, but then I realized that I had just fallen asleep with the TV on.

How did the testing go?

Oh wait wait but one more thing when Kelis was talking about her milkshake what did she mean, was it her boobs shaking? But like then she says she could teach you but she'd have to charge and that doesn't make sense because you can't teach someone to have bigger boobs ah fuck it *dies*

Boy, I sure miss Bongo ever since he died.

As many have observed:

No, but harassment and terrorism are the same things as harassment and terrorism.

One of the strangest and most interesting things about KFC is the simple fact that Colonel Sanders was a real guy.

KFC is really popular in Japan, and it's generally understood that Japanese KFC tends to be better than American KFC.

I used to work at a KFC, and they fill the fryers with just straight-up shortening. Like, after emptying the old grease, they don't put fluid in; they put a giant white brick of shortening in and melt it down into liquid.

This is a bit like Mark Gruenwald, the comic-book writer who had his ashes mixed into the ink used to print one of his comics.

To quote a friend of mine: "Eleven herbs and spices, huh? I think I know what two of those spices are: salt and fat."

From what I've read, rape accusations tend to be false around 3% of the time (which is consistent with the rate of false accusations for various other crimes). It's a tricky number, because it means that while false accusations are unusual, they also happen often enough (about 1 in 30 times) that the possibility can't…