Apparently the theme was also adapted into a successful Hi-NRG disco track:

I dated a lady who claimed that she masturbated while watching 'Salo.' I kinda just assumed she was kidding and didn't really ask about it again…

Once I thought I saw a girl getting her period but it turned out to just be some dude whose leg got cut off

People who liked "11 Days 11 Nights: Dirty Love" also liked "11 Days 11 Nights: Bizarre Voodoo Rituals."

This is the saddest thing I've read today.

Eh, if I were you I'd forget about the politics lady and spend more time befriending that young call-girl you're so fond of. She might go on to direct movies or something someday - who knows, you know?

Yeah I was gonna say the same thing but you beat me to it by about 9 hours (that is, the thing about vaccines, not about guitars and fish). There are some small risks associated with vaccines (i.e. allergic reactions), but McCarthy's made a name for herself not by talking about the risks of vaccination in general, but…

Um, no, YOU and YOUR friends are dead, loser.

I remember a few years ago when I saw a trailer for an animated kids' movie with a bunch of cute talking airplanes, and I said to my friend "This just looks like a rip-off of 'Cars.' I mean, what's this one gonna be called? 'Planes?'"

Well, hitting the slot machine and saying "Come on, you fuck" is arguably a kind of social interaction. You know, with the slot machine.

In all fairness a Lisa Frank movie could be pretty awesome

Well fuck, if Paris Hilton can make $1.5 billion selling perfume, I should be able to make a couple thousand off of those finger puppets of cats I made from my cat's shed fur.

As someone who's never read the books, I have to say it's kinda fascinating to see the intense love/hate relationship his fans seems to have with him. It's like, "You fucking asshole get back to creating your works of transcendent brilliance so I can spend more time in your beautiful fantasy worlds you fat lazy…

Oh yeah? Well, Nora Roberts will publish two romance novels AND a mystery novel in the time it takes me to reply to your comment.

…which sounds sexy until you realize that "tiny" here means "could fit inside a teacup."

Which spy won?

I've read that the scene in Searching for Bobby Fischer - where the parents start freaking-out so hard at their children's chess tournament that they have to be isolated in a separate room way down the hall - probably didn't happen like it's depicted because, in the child-chess-tournament world, it's long since…

Honest question - does anyone know why dildos used to be (and maybe still are? haven't looked in a while) packaged with hot naked ladies on the boxes? Like, if what you're buying is essentially a big ol' dick, wouldn't you want to see a guy on the box?

When I worked at a Barnes & Noble, there was a guy who would special-order these corny-sounding s/m novels ("Naughty nurse Cindy loves being spanked," etc.), and he seemed to make a point of calling the store multiple times to check if they had come in. I assumed that this was part of the kick for him - I'm sure he…

But volumes 1 through 241 are solid-gold classics.