In all fairness, the individual entries do seem to link to news stories…

Yes, some trans people are bad and do bad things. Unlike cis people, who never do anything bad.

No no no that's not what he meant; he meant that famous gay porn star Tower Bridge is going around fucking stuff.

I don't have so much of a problem with CinemaSins in particular, but I enjoyed this video because I think that CinemaSins is, perhaps, somewhat emblematic of a more-sinister internet thing: the disingenuous point-by-point takedown. Like, the sort of thing where someone purports to critically analyze an essay, and they…

It can be a certain amount of things, the particular amount being greater than 1 but less than 3!

So dude, are you, like, getting ready to get your noodle all wet? I'll bet you like it when your noodle's all wet and hot, huh? Oh and what's that stuff called - "spaghettini?" Is regular old spaghetti not fancy enough for you?

Oh don't get me wrong - I'm not saying that there aren't good 2D-animated films being made right now (and I certainly don't think that good animation requires Disney-like meticulousness - some of the best animation is visually spare, or even crude). What I mean is that we probably won't see studios make the same sorts…

I thought Lucy was pretty fun but really it just felt rushed - like, they could've spent another week on the script and cut-down the moments of thunderous stupidity by about 2/3rds.

In my (very non-expert) opinion, I think that this is a lot of the story right here. In the early 2000s, CG movies got huge business (in part because the form itself still felt novel) while new hand-drawn movies floundered (in part because a lot of them just weren't very good). Now that the dust has settled, I think a…

2 Book 2 Jungle

But dude, what if she was, like, a boy snake?

One Weird Trick to Say Goodbye Forever to this Place of Endless Struggle and Despair and Embrace the Beautiful Eternal Night

Every time I see footage from Food Fight I'm legitimately shocked at how terrible the whole things feels; like, it's still hard to fathom that a movie could be as bad as Food Fight looks.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Well, you know, it does take place on another planet. So, maybe the question isn't so much "Why do they already have clocks and stuff?" so much as "When are they gonna develop flying saucers and laser guns and shit?" Think about it.

you mean over in God's country?

OK fine:

Heh no, and I can say with some surety that I've never known a woman named Tuesday.

A friend of mine used to work at Family Video and she said it sucked. Apparently there's this thing where a couple times a year, someone from upper management will do a semi-surprise visit and evaluate a given store - the local manager of the store is only warned about it one day in advance. So, when that would…

One of my worst-ever job experiences was at Barnes and Noble; the store itself was pleasant enough, but the job was difficult and painful thanks to the rationalized, corporate-mandated structure of the whole thing (the job didn't last long because, thanks to some mysterious algorithm, I ended up being assigned a…