My brother has the license plate HRUDUDU
Now that's some Watership Down shit in full effect

and my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead

I ask people from SoCal if they live in a strip mall.  Like 40% of people say yes.

Wait, you read the *whole* thing?  WTF?

But Nathan Fillion is like the greatest actor of his generation!

If I had a dollar for every time someone mentioned an alternate universe with lots of Avatar fleshlights…

Very believable premise on that Zooey Deschanel show.  A totally cute girl who acts like one of the guys, but just *can't* get guys to like her!  And all the dudes in the preview are like, "Aw, she's gross because she makes farting noises sometimes."  Has everyone lost their mind?  Am I the only one who gives a shit…

I thought that was the most memorable scene in the series

yet one more thing the cool kids took from us

I just like a zen master who can also kick ass when needed. Like Mr. Miyagi or Commander Adama.

c'mon, tell me you didn't love it when he did a back flip and chopped off that fucker's head…shit like that is absolutely the only reason I can think of why anyone would want to be a Jedi

I'm 32 and I remember his show as a child.

Wait, are you saying that internet hubbub does not translate to Nielsen ratings?  That means my movie idea, Lolcats: Lolcats in Space, is out the window.

Ghost Dad changed my life!  For the better!

heheh, thanks for chiming in, Samwell Tarly

How about this for an alternate ending?  The leader of the Others…is motherfucking JACOB

I thought she got more interesting while maintaining a roughly equivalent level of being annoying

it's not a statement I make lightly, but I stand behind it

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