As you wish, Buttercup.

But maybe that's exactly what Todd WANTS you to believe.  Planting false trails so your actual enjoyment of a paranoid show is that much better.  I say "Why the hell not?"  Looking for hidden motives is oodles of fun.

But maybe that's exactly what Todd WANTS you to believe.  Planting false trails so your actual enjoyment of a paranoid show is that much better.  I say "Why the hell not?"  Looking for hidden motives is oodles of fun.

You wrote scripts then?

You wrote scripts then?

Is she Glenn Beck's mother?

Is she Glenn Beck's mother?

@avclub-876c83fe5cf694b3da9d54c690fdf4d3:disqus Is that a reboot of last night's American Horror Story Christmas ep?

@avclub-876c83fe5cf694b3da9d54c690fdf4d3:disqus Is that a reboot of last night's American Horror Story Christmas ep?

It's Deb's favorite.

It's Deb's favorite.

Clay's spinoff show/MC Club name:  Kids of Clayamity.  Hmmm.  Needs work because that shortens to KOC.

Clay's spinoff show/MC Club name:  Kids of Clayamity.  Hmmm.  Needs work because that shortens to KOC.

Be careful confessing your sins.  I'd hate to see the AVClub Prez call a table vote on whether you get a visit from Mr. Mayhem.  Nice Review. Really enjoy your work.

Be careful confessing your sins.  I'd hate to see the AVClub Prez call a table vote on whether you get a visit from Mr. Mayhem.  Nice Review. Really enjoy your work.

I turned away a sec and my brain flashed "Hatfields & McCoys" to me as the book title.  Then I went "whattttt?"

I turned away a sec and my brain flashed "Hatfields & McCoys" to me as the book title.  Then I went "whattttt?"

You didn't mention sex.  I just need complete confessions before calling in Mr. Mayhem.

You didn't mention sex.  I just need complete confessions before calling in Mr. Mayhem.

But I'll confuse that with my Auntie Dog-walker.  There's a lurch in her step.