What's weird was that essay was blasting the media, or the liberal media for electing Pres. O, but the side sponsor was MSNBC!?  Card is an awful person.

Let's give her something.  I say she's sad because Hostess stopped making Ding Dongs in the future.  No wait . . .

Let's give her something.  I say she's sad because Hostess stopped making Ding Dongs in the future.  No wait . . .

Hodor.

Hodor.

My trumpet told me to tell you that it IS important that you know.  He's brassy.

My trumpet told me to tell you that it IS important that you know.  He's brassy.

Yeah, I used to love him too.  But now my heart be broke.  Ender's Shame.  I occasionally will buy a book on the dollar shelf at Half-Price if I see it, but I won't read it.  It just makes me mad and sad.

Yeah, I used to love him too.  But now my heart be broke.  Ender's Shame.  I occasionally will buy a book on the dollar shelf at Half-Price if I see it, but I won't read it.  It just makes me mad and sad.

Or morph into Walter White's fly.  This'll get buzz.  (I hate myself)

Or morph into Walter White's fly.  This'll get buzz.  (I hate myself)

It's a child's snowglobe.  This is the 'St. Elsewhere' we deserve.

It's a child's snowglobe.  This is the 'St. Elsewhere' we deserve.

Is 'cry, wank, cry' a thing?  My friend wants to know.

Is 'cry, wank, cry' a thing?  My friend wants to know.

One could make a case that The Office does this.

One could make a case that The Office does this.

Excellent.  My 'colleagues' told me that's how the 'experiments' are supposed to work.

Excellent.  My 'colleagues' told me that's how the 'experiments' are supposed to work.

It's PORK.  The other white meat.