Toss in some nun beatings and you got a party!

I hated the first ep of this season till I came on da club and realized how campy this all is.  Dark comedy is the way to go here.

I hated the first ep of this season till I came on da club and realized how campy this all is.  Dark comedy is the way to go here.

MORE SPECULATORS:  Maybe Joseph Fiennes' Monsignor Howard (actor's brother played the famous dick Nazi in Schindler's List) is one of the child twins shown in Anne's flashback, experimented on by Cromwell, but he was the control and his twin brother would be the man of the bloody face.

MORE SPECULATORS:  Maybe Joseph Fiennes' Monsignor Howard (actor's brother played the famous dick Nazi in Schindler's List) is one of the child twins shown in Anne's flashback, experimented on by Cromwell, but he was the control and his twin brother would be the man of the bloody face.

First she was afraid.  She was petrified . . .

First she was afraid.  She was petrified . . .

Between injections.

Between injections.

Hitler's body was never conclusively recovered from the barbecue.  So yeah.  Why not?  Cue LIVE Hitler.  He's from Trenton.

Hitler's body was never conclusively recovered from the barbecue.  So yeah.  Why not?  Cue LIVE Hitler.  He's from Trenton.

Yeah.  This role should have gone to Meryl Streep.  Dammit.

Yeah.  This role should have gone to Meryl Streep.  Dammit.

Also known as ass-matazz.

Also known as ass-matazz.

Mossy mossy bank!

Mossy mossy bank!

In a Gilbert Grape sort of way.  Sorry.  I need dong therapy.

In a Gilbert Grape sort of way.  Sorry.  I need dong therapy.

Whores don't get to run distilleries!