I'm constantly Forrest Mooning my Endor.  My droids hate me.

I'm constantly Forrest Mooning my Endor.  My droids hate me.

You can tell I believe because you'll hear my clapping.

You can tell I believe because you'll hear my clapping.

They had that helmet sub in the swamp, right?  And fought the Superfriends.

They had that helmet sub in the swamp, right?  And fought the Superfriends.

Possibly requiring hospitalization.  Good luck with that.

Possibly requiring hospitalization.  Good luck with that.

Does anyone EVER mean Paris, Texas?  Not even in the movie, "Paris, Texas" did they ever get close to Paris, Texas.  There's a mini-Eiffel T with a cowboy hat on it there, though. Edification.

Does anyone EVER mean Paris, Texas?  Not even in the movie, "Paris, Texas" did they ever get close to Paris, Texas.  There's a mini-Eiffel T with a cowboy hat on it there, though. Edification.

Wonder if she'd like "Passion of the Christ"?

Wonder if she'd like "Passion of the Christ"?

Wasn't the "Mexican" the gun (or forgive me, 'pistol'??) Brad Pitts and Julia Roberts were looking for?

Wasn't the "Mexican" the gun (or forgive me, 'pistol'??) Brad Pitts and Julia Roberts were looking for?

Must have hobbies.

Must have hobbies.

Sounds like Jesus wants veggies, maybe?  I know I should be forgiving, but since Jesus is on roids, I've stopped believing and wearing the bracelet.

Sounds like Jesus wants veggies, maybe?  I know I should be forgiving, but since Jesus is on roids, I've stopped believing and wearing the bracelet.

If your butthole charms, you're in like Flynn.

If your butthole charms, you're in like Flynn.