I don't know why they would have to change the lyrics - she's white (Italian to be precise).

I've said it before: this should have been a 10hr HBO anthology with different directors worldwide shooting each main character's narrated story and the throughline being a VO narrator interview opening and closing each section.

But this is the same guy who "has all the best words". So either he has the words and knows exactly what he's saying or he babbles without thinking - either of which should disqualify him from President.

"Yeah, woo, we did it!"
"Who are you?"
"…I'm just a guy."

Knowing that Don Roritor is just McKinney's impression of Lorne Michaels makes every one of his lines that much funnier.

Try and catch the 90's CBS dark fantasy series American Gothic. He plays Satan as small-town sheriff and is truly unsettling at projecting the evil through his Andy Griffith-inspired bonhomie. (Also has one of Sarah Paulson's earliest roles as the ghost of one of his victims.)

Upon realizing my wife and I were newlyweds, we got fundamentalist Muslim marriage advice, including a tip to not beat my wife because it's illegal in America and that contrary to popular belief, she should not marry my brother in the case of my unfortunate death.

You could do a whole article just on Edgar Wright movies, but I'll just name one for now.

Binoche played the daughter in L'Amour, right?

PARNELL NEVER BROKE.

"Reach" by Gloria Estefan for the '96 Atlanta Olympics is pretty solid.

The skirts are required by Wimbledon by the rules of the traditional country club that hosts the tournament. At other tournaments, that's when you get things like Serena's catsuit.

They're just fighting for the chance to face Raphael Saadiq in the finals.

Eh, as a Mets fan who went to lived in Boston for a decade (96 - 06), I never really had any issue with the Sox and my friends didn't have one with me. The way I see it, that year was destiny. It didn't matter who the Mets were playing - they were going to win. It didn't matter who the Sox were playing - they were…

He also died relatively young from aggressive brain cancer.

Tony Gwynn.

I think there's still a set of series of glass mugs embossed with different characters in the basement of my mother's house.

The Matthew Vaughn/Guy Ritchie soundtracks - Lock, Stock.. and Snatch - were great intros to prime Britpop, D&B and Northern soul.

It's "don't leave the CAVE without it." So much better.

The correct answer is Salma Hayek. We would also have accepted Catherine Zeta-Jones.