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I'm a Bed-Stuy native and for years, my family and I would play the game to guess where the last white person would get off the C train. It used to always be Lafayette, then Clinton-Washington. Now you're going to lose if you pick anything before Ralph Avenue and this is getting deep into the crossover area with East

Excuse me, that's 4go: The Search for Khomeini's Gold.

Pretty sure he was busted for meth and coke during his run on The Office.

In the earlier seasons, before the Olsens became verbal and shouting "you got it, dude" accompanied with a thumbs-up became the default one-liner, Sweetin got most of the 'cute' kid jokes and delivered them reasonably well.

Never get a tattoo in a foreign language unless you personally speak it fluently. Google Translate: not your friend. What some guy or girl told you: doesn't count. This rule goes double for non-Latin character-based languages - context is important and so is character order.

THAT'S where I've seen her before! I couldn't place the face (I have tween nieces). She was definitely the most underrated performer on that show - leagues better than sentient Bratz doll Ariana Grande.

I guess it's more of a NY-centric joke - while he was the '79 co-MVP (with Stargell) for the Cards, he was the face of the '86 Mets who are renowned in NYC for not only dominating that year, but partying harder, drinking more and snorting more coke than any other team in recent memory. They're still held up as the

First off: I'm a VM fanboy from the jump. Supported the Kickstarter, still have a Neptune High hoodie from Glarkware.

Can you just do it anyway and we'll hope for the best?

We used to play it in gym in middle school. The coaches would set up foam padding and obstacles from the gymnastics equipment and then throw tennis balls at us as we tried to get one through the basketball hoop they made their tower under.

That would be WMAC Masters, mentioned upthread by @TheLastMariachi .There were no 'amateur' contestants, just the wrestling-like 'tournament' to determine a champion from their pool of martial artists (who were all given WWE-style backstories and rivalries).

I'm day drunk; get ready to SEE MY DICK!

Come on, I'm sure there will be a Negro janitor or gardener at some point. Maybe even a Latina maid!

This man doesn't sing; he brays into the mic like a donkey.

Blade > Blade the TV series (it was actually decent!) > Blade III > Blade II

Or the little girl Drogon roasted earlier this season.

That's basically the resolution of the Torchwood miniseries Children of Earth - the 'hero' sacrifices his grandson to save the lives of 10% of Earth's population. We (the audience) and his colleagues understand the sacrifice but he has to go on knowing that his daughter will never forgive him. It's a terrible choice

*pushes glasses up bridge of nose*
That's Ecleftic.

One of my college's few claims to fame is that this show was based on the creator's post-grad life. The actual Theo's (the 'pizza place' of the original title) is pretty not good - or was a decade ago.

I was one of the testers for this show before it went to air - this was spring 1991. I was going to a magnet public middle school at the time at one of my friend's mothers was working for PBS. I guess they asked her if she knew some children in the right age range. They put us and a couple of our classmates through a