The first idol in Guatemala was literally just out in the open in the jungle.

@andythesaint, at least Cochran has said that he never owned a sweater vest before Survivor told him to.

What?! Spencer's not gay, he's dating Courtney from China.

Here's hoping we don't get a merge, those are just part of the game so
the jury has a chance to live with the people they'll eventually vote
for in final tribal, right?

At the merge his tribe was down 2 people. Even if he would have used it at the final 10 they would have been down 4-5 and he had no way of knowing that he was going to win all those  immunities. I'm not saying he would have had a worse chance in final tribal in the counterfactual scenario, but he had his reasons.

So Kourtney is now the worst player in Survivor history, right? At least Debb Eaton lasted 3 days.

How was Terry's game bad? He never had to use it; remember, in Panama you only had to use it after the votes were counted.

This one was edited weirdly. IIRC, they've never had floating names next to people except during confessionals.

"Colton is already playing the game like a complete dumbass. He didn't
make even the slightest attempt to get to know his own tribe or try to
become part of it. Playing the whole "I'm a homosexual, so OF COURSE I'm
with the women! Girl power!" bit is so irritating and unnecessary. And
then he's bold enough to beg for…

He's a sushi chef.

I am not convinced that wouldn't have given her the note aobut the idol being for the other tribe regardless of which idol she found.

"I made a vow to be more open-minded towards alpha males this season,
but Matt just might be the most insufferable person in the entire
world. Can I take it back?"

"There is already a five-person female alliance, a four-person male
alliance, and an intertribal alliance between Sabrina and Colton. Does
making such deals before you even know anyone usually work out?"

All of them.

This is what confuses me because there is a lot that's different. They'd never heard of Jones, Olivia didn't know about her powers or the other Cortexiphan subjects, they didn't know about the Observers, and the writers seem to have remembered that they were setting Nina up to be a villain the first two seasons.

When a woman is called Mata Hari the implication is that she uses sex or seduction to tease out secrets.

I'm sure it hasn't been that long(or even in that order) for them, the boss Observer just learned that Peter's back. If they watch all the weird shit that goes down they would have had to have noticed him investigating it by now.

Wait, how did this BOlivia enact her vagenda? The first BOlivia came over here when when Olivia and the Cortexiphaners crossed over, but this Olivia has never heard of other Cortexiphan subjects and didn't know she could cross over so how did this BOlivia get here?
And did this BOlivia murder that deaf guy,(and that…

You should have pulled a Youtube commenter and said "like this post if you caught yourself saying Bobby Newport during that scene." Whatta missed opportunity.

It reminded me more of a Bellini sketch.